Post by whitman on Dec 17, 2010 15:35:10 GMT -5
The camera opens up in the back locker room. max Whitman stands over his title belt. He is smiling at the camera
So tonight it begins. Tonight, Max Whitman and Jackoff Morgan go head to head in match number 1 of the best of seven to unify our titles. Im calling an early end to this one as there is no way this series takes longer than 4 matches.
You know something, its funny. i used to be a straight shooter. i sed to play by the rules and give the fans everything they wanted. I worked my ass off day after day after day to give the fans what they wanted to see...and it served me well. i won 2 world titles and was loved by everyone who saw me.
But then something changed.......I came here.
I came here because i thought i could give this small company the kickstar tit needed to go on to something big. i knew the talent was horrendous but i thought i could make a difference. I had performed in the ring with the best of the best. i thought i had the experience to go anywhere and make it big.
But when i arrive dhere i realized that it wasnt jsut the stars here who were worthless, it was you the fans as well. You cheer for men like Morgan who have little to no in ring ability and you are luke warm to men like myself who have more talent than you can possibly fathom.
You wanna know why i made my own title? Because i couldnt bear to see Morgan walking around as the world champion any longer than was neccesary. Take a look at your world champion right here, your amazing champion, and know that in just 4 weeks he will be the sole standing man at the top of this federation.
You fans dont deserve something as good as me, walking around in your belt. If I am going to be a champion here, i am going to do it on my terms, not yours and i sure as hell am not gonig to wear a belt that once sat around the waist of losers like jackoff morgan.
So tonight it begins. Tonight, Max Whitman and Jackoff Morgan go head to head in match number 1 of the best of seven to unify our titles. Im calling an early end to this one as there is no way this series takes longer than 4 matches.
You know something, its funny. i used to be a straight shooter. i sed to play by the rules and give the fans everything they wanted. I worked my ass off day after day after day to give the fans what they wanted to see...and it served me well. i won 2 world titles and was loved by everyone who saw me.
But then something changed.......I came here.
I came here because i thought i could give this small company the kickstar tit needed to go on to something big. i knew the talent was horrendous but i thought i could make a difference. I had performed in the ring with the best of the best. i thought i had the experience to go anywhere and make it big.
But when i arrive dhere i realized that it wasnt jsut the stars here who were worthless, it was you the fans as well. You cheer for men like Morgan who have little to no in ring ability and you are luke warm to men like myself who have more talent than you can possibly fathom.
You wanna know why i made my own title? Because i couldnt bear to see Morgan walking around as the world champion any longer than was neccesary. Take a look at your world champion right here, your amazing champion, and know that in just 4 weeks he will be the sole standing man at the top of this federation.
You fans dont deserve something as good as me, walking around in your belt. If I am going to be a champion here, i am going to do it on my terms, not yours and i sure as hell am not gonig to wear a belt that once sat around the waist of losers like jackoff morgan.