Post by "EHW Owner" Lance Jones on Dec 5, 2010 23:35:23 GMT -5
>>>>A pre taped Vinette airs as Lance of the Cladwell Brothers is seen in a sun setting desert...<<<<
Lance Cladwell: Welcome to Camp Verde, Arizona... Beautiful isn't it? My brother and I are fresh off wrestling in Mexico City last night & we figured before we head back to our home land of Canada to film another edition of EHW's "Canadian" FeVER, we would tell a story, a forever lasting story for you Sands... Hey brother, looks good......
>>>>Nate, with a shovel, goes to stand beside Lance as the camera shows a deep deep "hole" in the Sand...<<<<
Lance Cladwell: You see this right here, this is destination Edward Sands because after we get through with you, you will be "Buried in the Sand."
Nate Cladwell: Hey Sands, YEAH U SANDS!!!! Let's solve a problem... If your mind is telling you that this can't happen, let me ask you a question, why not... You have nobody to watch your back in the EHW, NO BODY!?!! and with the way you've talked about the promotion, well... the answer to the problem is right there...... Your done 4 buddy. Nice knowing ya... NOT!!
Lance Cladwell: After this Saturday in Regina, you will be bleeding worse than a Vagina. The sun is setting man... Party like a Rockstar while you can...
Before you become a One Man Band in the Sand.
The Vinette ends as the Arizona sun... TheChampionship CANADIAN! FeVER intro hits......
Johnny Sins: Will new have a new World Heavyweight Champion tonight? Welcome to EHW's CANADIAN! FeVER
Shane Douglas: That's right Sins, Welcome to EHW Television right here in VAGINA!!
Johnny Sins: It's Regina...
Shane Douglas: Whatever... It has that Vagina smell to it anyways.
Johnny Sins: Jesus... Tonight, can Ole JackNife retains his Championship Gold? or will Mr. Amazing become the Amazing Champion?...
Shane: Who knows... but one thing I do know is tonight the career of one Edward Sands will come to an end thanks to the Cladwell Brothers and A.L.A.!
2 on 1 Handicap Match
Lance & Nate, The Cladwell Brothers vs Edward Sands
Metal on Metal by Anvil hits as Lance and Nate, The Cladwell Brothers come to the ring...
Healter Skelter by The Beatles hits... Edward Sands comes to the ring with a hugh smile on his face......
Shane Douglas: Why the fuck is Sands smiling Sins?
Johnny Sins: I have no idea...
*The Cladwell Brothers vs Edward Sands ends in a no contest at 10:13. Two tables are already set up in the ring when Lance and Nate went for chairs outside the ring as Sands was down in it, as the Cladwells were about to sandwich Edwards head in and potentially end the Professional Wrestling career of Edward Sands, the lights go out... when they came back on, Sands was standing and two other men are in the ring beside him... the men kick the chairs right back in the faces of Lance and Nate. One man puts Lance through a Table, and the other does the same to Nate... all of a sudden The MULE appears on the titantron...
The MULE: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?!?
Sands grabs a mic...
Edward Sands: You see MULE I have warned you week after week that I had an army waiting to be called up and your looking at two of them right here... one is Randy Miller & the other is Bryan Miller, together they are a Tag Team... they are the "The Miller Brothers".
The MULE: 3 on 3 huh? A.L.A. against The Sands Army, well let me tell you something...
Edward Sands: 3 on 3? Yeah for now... but unlike A.L.A. you never know when you will see more members of this Army......
The MULE throws a chair in his locker room...
The MULE: YOU KNOW WHAT, IM GONNA END THIS ARMY BEFORE IT EVEN GETS STARTED... NEXT WEEK, ME AND YOU FOR THIS TELEVISION TITLE......
Edward Sands: Good. That TV Championship has been on borrowed time anways......
Johnny Sins: There you have it, next week from Calgary, Alberta, Canada on this CANADIAN! FeVER Tour will be The MULE defending his Television Title against Edward Sands!!
Shane Douglas: I don't know about this one... I think MULE played right into the hands of Edward Sands...........
TV Timeout. During the Timeout an add plays featuring new T-Shirts, one shirt is Edward Sands, the other is Max Whitman......
Johnny Sins: Time for our World Title Main Event of the evening...
The Tale of the tape is shown
"MR. AMAZING" MAX WHITMAN
Height- 6'2"
Weight- 215 Lbs
Hometown- Jersey City NJ
Finisher- Whitman Drop
Signature Moves- Flying forearm smash, moonsualt, hurricarana, flair chop.
Entrance theme- Holiday by green day
JACKNIFE MORGAN
Height: 6'11
Weight: 300
From: Niagara Falls, Canada
Heel or Face: Face
Style: Intense Power
Finsher: JackNife PowerBOMB
Other Moves: The big boot, Side walk slam
Quote: Get ready to ride on the JackNife EXPRESS
......Both men are seen coming down to the ring area......
Shane Douglas: Here we fucking go...
EHW World Heavyweight Title Match
Challenger, "Mr. Amazing" Max Whitman vs Champion, JackNife Morgan
*Max Whitman vs JackNife Morgan ends in a tie at the 30:26 mark in the match. The finish happen when both hit each other with chairs and landed with their arms across each other... The referee raised both mens hands but due to the tie JackNife Morgan is STILL the EHW World Heavyweight Champion. This leads to Max Whitman flipping out on the Ref and hits a Whitman Drop on him... He then hits a Whitman Dorp on JackNife and spits on him......
Max gets a mic...
Johnny Sins: Well if he was a tweener coming into the match, he's not anymore......
Shane Douglas: That's right Heels fucking rule...
Max Whitman: What the hell is this SHIT!? I should be the World Champion... Morgan can't even lice my boots. Wait a sec... if this man is so beneath me, than why would I want his belt?
Johnny Sins: Good conclusion, now get out of the ring...
Shane Douglas: Shut up Sins, I think He's on to something......
Max Whitman goes out of the ring, looks underneath it, & gets a bag...
Max Whitman: You see in this bag...
He opens it and takes a belt out?.?.?.
Max Whitman: This right here is the, no MY AMAZING CHAMPIONSHIP
Johnny Sins: The Amazing Championship?
Max Whitman: This is the most prestigious Title in this damn promotion now. Better and a higher ranking than the World Title, & Why? because it's...
AMAZING
Shane Douglas: What an amazing way to end a amazing show!
Johnny Sins: I don't think EHW owner Lance Jones is gonna stand for this...
Championship CANADIAN! FeVER goes to black as Whitman kicks JackNife Morgan as he's down and poses with his Amazing Title...
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Lance Cladwell: Welcome to Camp Verde, Arizona... Beautiful isn't it? My brother and I are fresh off wrestling in Mexico City last night & we figured before we head back to our home land of Canada to film another edition of EHW's "Canadian" FeVER, we would tell a story, a forever lasting story for you Sands... Hey brother, looks good......
>>>>Nate, with a shovel, goes to stand beside Lance as the camera shows a deep deep "hole" in the Sand...<<<<
Lance Cladwell: You see this right here, this is destination Edward Sands because after we get through with you, you will be "Buried in the Sand."
Nate Cladwell: Hey Sands, YEAH U SANDS!!!! Let's solve a problem... If your mind is telling you that this can't happen, let me ask you a question, why not... You have nobody to watch your back in the EHW, NO BODY!?!! and with the way you've talked about the promotion, well... the answer to the problem is right there...... Your done 4 buddy. Nice knowing ya... NOT!!
Lance Cladwell: After this Saturday in Regina, you will be bleeding worse than a Vagina. The sun is setting man... Party like a Rockstar while you can...
Before you become a One Man Band in the Sand.
The Vinette ends as the Arizona sun... The
Johnny Sins: Will new have a new World Heavyweight Champion tonight? Welcome to EHW's CANADIAN! FeVER
Shane Douglas: That's right Sins, Welcome to EHW Television right here in VAGINA!!
Johnny Sins: It's Regina...
Shane Douglas: Whatever... It has that Vagina smell to it anyways.
Johnny Sins: Jesus... Tonight, can Ole JackNife retains his Championship Gold? or will Mr. Amazing become the Amazing Champion?...
Shane: Who knows... but one thing I do know is tonight the career of one Edward Sands will come to an end thanks to the Cladwell Brothers and A.L.A.!
2 on 1 Handicap Match
Lance & Nate, The Cladwell Brothers vs Edward Sands
Metal on Metal by Anvil hits as Lance and Nate, The Cladwell Brothers come to the ring...
Healter Skelter by The Beatles hits... Edward Sands comes to the ring with a hugh smile on his face......
Shane Douglas: Why the fuck is Sands smiling Sins?
Johnny Sins: I have no idea...
*The Cladwell Brothers vs Edward Sands ends in a no contest at 10:13. Two tables are already set up in the ring when Lance and Nate went for chairs outside the ring as Sands was down in it, as the Cladwells were about to sandwich Edwards head in and potentially end the Professional Wrestling career of Edward Sands, the lights go out... when they came back on, Sands was standing and two other men are in the ring beside him... the men kick the chairs right back in the faces of Lance and Nate. One man puts Lance through a Table, and the other does the same to Nate... all of a sudden The MULE appears on the titantron...
The MULE: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?!?
Sands grabs a mic...
Edward Sands: You see MULE I have warned you week after week that I had an army waiting to be called up and your looking at two of them right here... one is Randy Miller & the other is Bryan Miller, together they are a Tag Team... they are the "The Miller Brothers".
The MULE: 3 on 3 huh? A.L.A. against The Sands Army, well let me tell you something...
Edward Sands: 3 on 3? Yeah for now... but unlike A.L.A. you never know when you will see more members of this Army......
The MULE throws a chair in his locker room...
The MULE: YOU KNOW WHAT, IM GONNA END THIS ARMY BEFORE IT EVEN GETS STARTED... NEXT WEEK, ME AND YOU FOR THIS TELEVISION TITLE......
Edward Sands: Good. That TV Championship has been on borrowed time anways......
Johnny Sins: There you have it, next week from Calgary, Alberta, Canada on this CANADIAN! FeVER Tour will be The MULE defending his Television Title against Edward Sands!!
Shane Douglas: I don't know about this one... I think MULE played right into the hands of Edward Sands...........
TV Timeout. During the Timeout an add plays featuring new T-Shirts, one shirt is Edward Sands, the other is Max Whitman......
Johnny Sins: Time for our World Title Main Event of the evening...
The Tale of the tape is shown
"MR. AMAZING" MAX WHITMAN
Height- 6'2"
Weight- 215 Lbs
Hometown- Jersey City NJ
Finisher- Whitman Drop
Signature Moves- Flying forearm smash, moonsualt, hurricarana, flair chop.
Entrance theme- Holiday by green day
JACKNIFE MORGAN
Height: 6'11
Weight: 300
From: Niagara Falls, Canada
Heel or Face: Face
Style: Intense Power
Finsher: JackNife PowerBOMB
Other Moves: The big boot, Side walk slam
Quote: Get ready to ride on the JackNife EXPRESS
......Both men are seen coming down to the ring area......
Shane Douglas: Here we fucking go...
EHW World Heavyweight Title Match
Challenger, "Mr. Amazing" Max Whitman vs Champion, JackNife Morgan
*Max Whitman vs JackNife Morgan ends in a tie at the 30:26 mark in the match. The finish happen when both hit each other with chairs and landed with their arms across each other... The referee raised both mens hands but due to the tie JackNife Morgan is STILL the EHW World Heavyweight Champion. This leads to Max Whitman flipping out on the Ref and hits a Whitman Drop on him... He then hits a Whitman Dorp on JackNife and spits on him......
Max gets a mic...
Johnny Sins: Well if he was a tweener coming into the match, he's not anymore......
Shane Douglas: That's right Heels fucking rule...
Max Whitman: What the hell is this SHIT!? I should be the World Champion... Morgan can't even lice my boots. Wait a sec... if this man is so beneath me, than why would I want his belt?
Johnny Sins: Good conclusion, now get out of the ring...
Shane Douglas: Shut up Sins, I think He's on to something......
Max Whitman goes out of the ring, looks underneath it, & gets a bag...
Max Whitman: You see in this bag...
He opens it and takes a belt out?.?.?.
Max Whitman: This right here is the, no MY AMAZING CHAMPIONSHIP
Johnny Sins: The Amazing Championship?
Max Whitman: This is the most prestigious Title in this damn promotion now. Better and a higher ranking than the World Title, & Why? because it's...
AMAZING
Shane Douglas: What an amazing way to end a amazing show!
Johnny Sins: I don't think EHW owner Lance Jones is gonna stand for this...
EHW Copyright 2010.