Post by "EHW Owner" Lance Jones on Dec 28, 2010 20:54:22 GMT -5
>>>Lance Cladwell is seen by himself with the EHW World Tag Team Titles<<<
Lance Cladwell: What happened last saturday night shouldn't have happened. My brother and I should still be this promotions tag team champions, but in the record books we're not... You see, what I'm trying to point out is on the 18th of this every month, a fluke accord. The Miller brothers beat me and my favorite sibling to win these belts... However, since these belts are in MY respective hands, that makes The Cladwell Brothers STILL the current champions. Right? I can give a rats ass what the fans think, what that pencil neck geek on the mic Johnny Sins thinks... I don't even give a damn what the owner of this company thinks, because... IF I HAVE THESE BELTS IN MY POSSESSION, THAT MEANS THE CLADWELLS ARE STILL THE CHAMPIONS......
Now take a good look at these belts, because you people might not see them for a while... we're not going to come down to the ring with them, walk backstage with them, nothing... & Bryan Miller, if you and your bro want these belts...... come find them. But let me give you an all fair warning, my Belligerents is running a muck... So if I see you and or Randy, I might just take your head off. That's not a threat, that's a fucking promise. Just like I will promise that I will pick up the 1, 2, 3 victory over "Flyin" Bryan Miller this Saturday Night in Toronto...
Get ready Bryan, because it's Miller Time..................
Lance Cladwell: What happened last saturday night shouldn't have happened. My brother and I should still be this promotions tag team champions, but in the record books we're not... You see, what I'm trying to point out is on the 18th of this every month, a fluke accord. The Miller brothers beat me and my favorite sibling to win these belts... However, since these belts are in MY respective hands, that makes The Cladwell Brothers STILL the current champions. Right? I can give a rats ass what the fans think, what that pencil neck geek on the mic Johnny Sins thinks... I don't even give a damn what the owner of this company thinks, because... IF I HAVE THESE BELTS IN MY POSSESSION, THAT MEANS THE CLADWELLS ARE STILL THE CHAMPIONS......
Now take a good look at these belts, because you people might not see them for a while... we're not going to come down to the ring with them, walk backstage with them, nothing... & Bryan Miller, if you and your bro want these belts...... come find them. But let me give you an all fair warning, my Belligerents is running a muck... So if I see you and or Randy, I might just take your head off. That's not a threat, that's a fucking promise. Just like I will promise that I will pick up the 1, 2, 3 victory over "Flyin" Bryan Miller this Saturday Night in Toronto...
Get ready Bryan, because it's Miller Time..................
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>>>Camera flips over to World Heavyweight Champion, JackNife Morgan<<<
JackNife Morgan: Hey Max, let me make this short and sweet. I know what went down last week, hell, i've been watching it on reply all week & yeah I might be down 1 match to none, but listen here... im just getting started and since it's Christmas Night, 'Ole JackNife has got a special present for ya...... or two.
Johnny Sins:
Shane Douglas: You mean bizzaro world? When I was walking on Young & Bloor Street early today, everyone was throwing Waffles at me &...
Johnny Sins: What?
Shane Douglas: True story... I call it Wafflegate Sins. I think Oliver Stone should come up here and direct a movie because that's a conspiracy.
Johnny Sins: I...
Shane Douglas: Shut up Sins and let me shoot for a sec... Hey folks don't blame me because your hockey team FUCKING SUCKS!
Johnny Sins: You done?
Shane Douglas: Yes
Johnny Sins: Good. Tonight, we will have match number 2 of the best of 7 series between EHW World Champion, JackNife Morgan & The Amazing Champion, "Mr. Amazing" Max Whitman. Will JackNife Morgan tie things up? or will Max Whitman go up two love?...
Shane Douglas: As much as I would like to see a 7th match at our next PPV, EHW Vendetta... I doubt it, because I see Max Whitman Sweeping the hell out of 'Ole JackNife and becoming the EHW Worlds Amazing Champion.
Johnny Sins: Well, we shall find out...
Shane Douglas: Your damn sure we will......
Singles Match
Lance Cladwell vs Bryan Miller
*Lance Cladwell defeats one half of the EHW World Tag Team Champions, Bryan Miller via a Professional Drop, followed by his Profession Intellect submission at 19:27. After the match, A.L.A. comes down to the ring to jump on Bryan, but Edward Sands & Randy Miller follow them out with baseball bats & chased the Assassins away from the ring side area before they could've done damage. The battle between the A.L.A. & The Sands Army is far far from over...
Commercial Break.
Shane Douglas: Seems to me that A.L.A. is the top stable in all of Professional Wrestling Sins...
...Shane Holds up a A.L.A. T-Shirt...
Johnny Sins: You think so? I can't wait until the Sands Army gets their personal Vandetta...... Match #2 of the best of 7 series coming up... now.
Match #2 in the Best of Seven Series of Matches for the EHW World Heavyweight Title
JackNife Morgan vs "Mr. Amazing" Max Whitman
Max Whitman is up 1-0
*JackNife Morgan defeats "Mr. Amazing" Max Whitman via not 1, but 2 JackNife Power bombs at 33:48 to tie up the series at one of piece. After the match, as a sore Max Whitman rolls slowly out of the ring, JackNife Morgan gets both The EHW World Title & The Amazing Title. Morgan looks at both championships as he throws The Amazing Belt to Whitman on the outside of the squared circle. JackNife then holds his Title, The EHW Title, high up in the air with honor and respect to close out the show.
Whos belt means more?!?!?!
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