Post by "EHW Owner" Lance Jones on Dec 20, 2010 13:45:19 GMT -5
>>>EHW Cameras cuts to the backstage locker room area in Winnipeg, Canada as JackNife Morgan appears<<<
JackNife Morgan: Max Whitman, it looks like you can't get the job done, so you have to make your own Title, The Amazing Championship. Max, that is just a little toy belt, this right here... this is the REAL WORLD Title. Not only did Lance Jones put you and me in a match tonight, but it's the first match in the best of 7, so let 'Ole Jacknife tell u fans at home something about this series, it will be the best series of all time, even better than WCW's Booker T/Chris Benoit series... so Max... You think your a "Champ" u don't know what it's worth to keep something you have worked for your whole life, so u better be ready, and another thing... The Jacknife Express is going all the way...
JackNife Morgan: Max Whitman, it looks like you can't get the job done, so you have to make your own Title, The Amazing Championship. Max, that is just a little toy belt, this right here... this is the REAL WORLD Title. Not only did Lance Jones put you and me in a match tonight, but it's the first match in the best of 7, so let 'Ole Jacknife tell u fans at home something about this series, it will be the best series of all time, even better than WCW's Booker T/Chris Benoit series... so Max... You think your a "Champ" u don't know what it's worth to keep something you have worked for your whole life, so u better be ready, and another thing... The Jacknife Express is going all the way...
Johnny Sins: Welcome to stop number five on this
Shane Douglas: You mean Winter-peg... It's so fucking cold here......
Johnny Sins: Suits you... Your cold blooded.
Shane Douglas: Very Funny you little shit, lets get the...
<<<A video package plays highlighting the current feud between "A.L.A." & "The Sands Army".>>>
>>>The Cladwells appear on Camera after the Video Package...<<<
Lance Cladwell: Randy & Bryan, The Miller Brothers eh... Let me tell you boys something... big, BIG mistake joining the likes of Sands... The Sands Army? well after my brother and I get through with you, Edward Sands will be back at square one, because you two will be gone. Just face it, your so called "army" isn't Athletic enough, isn't Lethal enough, & damn sure wouldn't have the fucking guts to assassinate anyone... In the battle of faction supremacy here in the EHW, A.L.A. is the strong republicans, & you guys are the soft democrats... & Sands, watch yourself, because you never know when The MULE will pay off a guy like... Ken Doll to drop you. For those of you up on your American History picture this, Edward Sands The JFK, Ken Doll The Lee Harvey Oswald..........
Nate Cladwell: Now don't read too much into this because is Ken Doll in the A.L.A? IS HE?!?!........ I know... Lance knows... MULE knows, but the rest of the boys in the back have no clue... speaking about no clue, that's just the way I like it... so who knows, at the end of the day, it might just be an "unsolved mystery"..............
Lance Cladwell: & For the Record, These belts are staying with the only Brother Tag Team that matter in Professional Wrestling, & That's the Cladwell Brothers. You fucking rip offs...
Shane Douglas: Hey, HEY! nobody or nothing CUTS ME OFF!!
Johnny Sins: LOL... Lets get to our big Tag Title Match. Can the Millers win Tag Team Gold in their hometown!?!?!?
EHW World Tag Team Title Match
The Miller Brothers vs The Cladwell Brothers(c)
*The Miller Brothers defeat EHW World Tag Team Champions, The Cladwell Brothers to Win the Tag Team Championships at 20:35 via The Bloodline to Nate Cladwell. After the Match while The Millers were celebrating with their new Tag Straps, TV Champ The MULE appears walking down to the ring, The Millers notice him and stop celebrating, from behind Ken Doll "The Weather Man" comes down to the ring from the top of the Winnipeg Arena on a cord just like last week... he hits both Millers with his Baseball Bat. Cameras send us to the backstage area as Edward Sands is on the ground, bloodied and out cold. Back in the ring, all four members of A.L.A. are in the ring as The Cladwell Brothers take the Tag Team Belts. As the faction leaves... The Miller Brothers are still down and look hurt.
Johnny Sins: So Ken Doll IS a member of A.L.A. huh... I KNEW IT!
Shane Douglas: How bout that... & how stupid do the Miller Brothers look? They win the Tag Titles in their hometown only to NOT leave with the gold.
Johnny Sins: Shane, In the record books, they are the current EHW Tag Team Champions and just like any other Army, they will fight to get what's theirs...
...TV Timeout...
During the commercial break, a commercial airs of all the other "Best of" series in Pro Wrestling history. Including, the countless best of 3 Matches, WCW's Best of Seven contests between Booker T & Chris Benoit and TNA's Best of Five Match ups between two Tag Teams!... The Motor City Machine Guns & Beer Money Inc.
Johnny Sins: Well fans, you've just seen some of the best series in Pro Wrestling History... Now it's time to witness another one!!!
Match #1 in the Best of Seven Series of Matches for the EHW World Heavyweight Title
JackNife Morgan vs "Mr. Amazing" Max Whitman
*"Mr. Amazing" Max Whitman defeats JackNife Morgan at 31:05 via The Whitman Drop. After the Match, Max gets his Amazing Championship, waits for 'Ole JackNife to get up and nails him right in the head with it...
Max poses with his Title Belt as he shouts out, "You are looking at the Worlds Amazing Champion right here"...
Shane Douglas: Amazing indeed. Max Whitman is up 1-0.!..
Johnny Sins: In my opinion, that was Amazingly Stupid... He just pissed JackNife off......
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