Post by The Miller Brothers on Dec 18, 2010 11:56:04 GMT -5
Backstage as superstars are arriving for this weeks Championship Canadian Fever. We see Sands enter the building with the Miller Brothers close behind him. Ed still looks angry from last week, as he stops and turns looking at both of them.
Sands: If you two fuck up like you did last week again, I’ll promise you can find something else to do with your time. I called you both out of that boring mundane life you lived here in this winter wasteland they call a country! Why did I call you? I did it so you could make sure things like last week didn’t happen. I had Mule done….
Randy: Ed come on, we took care of those two. How could we have seen the guy hiding in the rafters?
Bryan: Yeah we didn’t let a single person get past us.
Sands: Your lucky you’re my wife’s brothers and she begged me to give you another chance. Not even the best members of your family but Jack is busy right now so I couldn’t get him to come on over.
The interviewer from a few weeks ago that Sands brushed off approaches the group.
Man: Uh Sands, could I get a few words with you this week? Your not scheduled to be on tonight’s Fever card any reason why you’re here?
Ed stares at him for a few seconds then takes the mic from his hands.
Sands: I’m here, Mister Noisy, because I, unlike some people around here, don’t take weeks off. If you haven’t noticed I’ve been at every edition of Fever since I showed up to here in the EHW. You know I didn't show up the week before a Pay Per View. Get a title match and lose then vanish for three weeks only to return to screw over someone who clearly has more skill in his pinky then in my whole body.
Man: Your talking about Ken Doll…
Sands: Damn right I’m talking about Ken Doll…the Barbie fucking weather man. Wait a second.
Sands reaches into his pocket pulling out a phone as he holds it to his ear. He nods a couple of times.
Sands: Uh huh…yeah…you don’t say. I’ll let him know.
He puts it back in his pocket.
Sands: Ken that call was for you. The 1980’s called and want there gimmick back. Tonight you disclose rather your part of the ALA…I don’t really care rather you are or not. Because either way I plan to kick your ass. However don’t think that this gets you off the hook Mule. We have business still to settle, and if I have to do it at the same time as I did with beating the hell out of Kenny Boy I definitely will. Both of you grow eyes in the back of your heads cause I see a Sands Storm coming and that’s my forecast for the near future!
Ed tosses the mic into the hands of the interviewer as he walks off. The Miller Brothers step up into the picture as the man looks at both of them.
Randy: What no questions for us?
Man: I uh…well…
Bryan: Look, last week Cladwell’s got a taste of what we bring to the table. Tonight they will learn first hand why the Miller’s use to be, and soon to become, one of the most dominate tag teams in this business. We reinvented the tag team division and tonight we plan to show everyone a few new things.
Randy: For starts we plan on showing the world, NEW Tag Team Champions, after we pin Lance and Nate here tonight. The problem those two have is that they think they know so much about us. They can speculate on knowing us all they want. However they haven’t been watching us the last few months like we have been watching them. We got the inside scoop on them.
Bryan: So you think we can’t assassinate? We can’t be lethal? We’re not athletic? You keep that in your head going into tonight boys and we will see who needs the casket for the assassinated star. Cause unlike these other teams around here, the ones that don’t show up and compete. The Miller’s have wrestling in the blood. We do this because it’s what where the best at and that’s what winning those titles is going to prove tonight.
Randy: So Lance, Nate…tonight is the beginning of the end for the ALA running things around here. One less championship among that group and before long…Mule will be losing that belt as well, cause he can only hire so many people to keep between him and Sands before Edward takes each and everyone of them out like a true assassin would.
Man: But don’t you worry they have someone else watching over them? Like Mule or maybe Ken Doll…or someone else here in the EHW or even a new face…
Randy holds up his hand singling for the young interviewer to take a second and calm down.
Randy: See that’s the problem here. These guys seem to think they are so bad, so tough, so deadly. However all they seem to be good at is paying others to get involved in there fights. They can’t win just on there own, and tonight if they do try and have someone get involved then so be it. It’s just another well scouted play out of the ALA playbook, which we have read front to back since we started watching a couple mounts back like I said.
Bryan: Besides I think Ken Doll and Mule might have other things to watch out for tonight. But like Randy was saying, if they want to get involved then fine. We welcome it. It’s the way the Miller’s like it best. The more the merrier, and it is that time of year.
Randy: Here in Canada, winning the tag team titles. What better Christmas Present could there be? So all you EHW fans watching tonight, get ready for a little early Christmas gift from your buddies the Miller’s. Because the Cladwell’s will need a Christmas Miracle to retain.”
They both smile as they walk off and we go to black.
Sands: If you two fuck up like you did last week again, I’ll promise you can find something else to do with your time. I called you both out of that boring mundane life you lived here in this winter wasteland they call a country! Why did I call you? I did it so you could make sure things like last week didn’t happen. I had Mule done….
Randy: Ed come on, we took care of those two. How could we have seen the guy hiding in the rafters?
Bryan: Yeah we didn’t let a single person get past us.
Sands: Your lucky you’re my wife’s brothers and she begged me to give you another chance. Not even the best members of your family but Jack is busy right now so I couldn’t get him to come on over.
The interviewer from a few weeks ago that Sands brushed off approaches the group.
Man: Uh Sands, could I get a few words with you this week? Your not scheduled to be on tonight’s Fever card any reason why you’re here?
Ed stares at him for a few seconds then takes the mic from his hands.
Sands: I’m here, Mister Noisy, because I, unlike some people around here, don’t take weeks off. If you haven’t noticed I’ve been at every edition of Fever since I showed up to here in the EHW. You know I didn't show up the week before a Pay Per View. Get a title match and lose then vanish for three weeks only to return to screw over someone who clearly has more skill in his pinky then in my whole body.
Man: Your talking about Ken Doll…
Sands: Damn right I’m talking about Ken Doll…the Barbie fucking weather man. Wait a second.
Sands reaches into his pocket pulling out a phone as he holds it to his ear. He nods a couple of times.
Sands: Uh huh…yeah…you don’t say. I’ll let him know.
He puts it back in his pocket.
Sands: Ken that call was for you. The 1980’s called and want there gimmick back. Tonight you disclose rather your part of the ALA…I don’t really care rather you are or not. Because either way I plan to kick your ass. However don’t think that this gets you off the hook Mule. We have business still to settle, and if I have to do it at the same time as I did with beating the hell out of Kenny Boy I definitely will. Both of you grow eyes in the back of your heads cause I see a Sands Storm coming and that’s my forecast for the near future!
Ed tosses the mic into the hands of the interviewer as he walks off. The Miller Brothers step up into the picture as the man looks at both of them.
Randy: What no questions for us?
Man: I uh…well…
Bryan: Look, last week Cladwell’s got a taste of what we bring to the table. Tonight they will learn first hand why the Miller’s use to be, and soon to become, one of the most dominate tag teams in this business. We reinvented the tag team division and tonight we plan to show everyone a few new things.
Randy: For starts we plan on showing the world, NEW Tag Team Champions, after we pin Lance and Nate here tonight. The problem those two have is that they think they know so much about us. They can speculate on knowing us all they want. However they haven’t been watching us the last few months like we have been watching them. We got the inside scoop on them.
Bryan: So you think we can’t assassinate? We can’t be lethal? We’re not athletic? You keep that in your head going into tonight boys and we will see who needs the casket for the assassinated star. Cause unlike these other teams around here, the ones that don’t show up and compete. The Miller’s have wrestling in the blood. We do this because it’s what where the best at and that’s what winning those titles is going to prove tonight.
Randy: So Lance, Nate…tonight is the beginning of the end for the ALA running things around here. One less championship among that group and before long…Mule will be losing that belt as well, cause he can only hire so many people to keep between him and Sands before Edward takes each and everyone of them out like a true assassin would.
Man: But don’t you worry they have someone else watching over them? Like Mule or maybe Ken Doll…or someone else here in the EHW or even a new face…
Randy holds up his hand singling for the young interviewer to take a second and calm down.
Randy: See that’s the problem here. These guys seem to think they are so bad, so tough, so deadly. However all they seem to be good at is paying others to get involved in there fights. They can’t win just on there own, and tonight if they do try and have someone get involved then so be it. It’s just another well scouted play out of the ALA playbook, which we have read front to back since we started watching a couple mounts back like I said.
Bryan: Besides I think Ken Doll and Mule might have other things to watch out for tonight. But like Randy was saying, if they want to get involved then fine. We welcome it. It’s the way the Miller’s like it best. The more the merrier, and it is that time of year.
Randy: Here in Canada, winning the tag team titles. What better Christmas Present could there be? So all you EHW fans watching tonight, get ready for a little early Christmas gift from your buddies the Miller’s. Because the Cladwell’s will need a Christmas Miracle to retain.”
They both smile as they walk off and we go to black.