Post by "EHW Owner" Lance Jones on Oct 30, 2010 22:31:01 GMT -5
...A highlight Video Package plays, highlighting last weeks big number one contenders main event match as Big Mike defeated Max Whitman, JackNife Morgan then gets into the ring and holds his World Title high up in the air right in front of Big Mike...
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"Hello EHW, I would like to personally introduce you to the greatest man you will ever have the chance to watch, Edward Sands. Now I know, many of you will sit at home and say to yourself 'I've heard this all before, same old crap.' or maybe 'If you're so great why would you be here in the EHW?'. Well maybe you have heard some of these others make claims of greatness, and maybe this place isn't the biggest company around. But when it comes right down too it, it really doesn't matter how big the place is. It doesn't matter because I'm not here to establish my name, fact of the matter I've already done that over the years becoming a multi time world champion and making other companies famous."
Edward turns looking at a EHW banner behind him.
"Fact is I'm here only because I have nothing better to do with my time. Don't think I'm going to do for you what I did for those other places, because you have nothing to offer me like they did."
He turns his gaze back toward the camera.
"They where a place to establish myself, to become a star. You have become a place to brush off a little ring rust before moving onto bigger and better things and leaving this place as a footnote in the history of the Great Ed Sands. Max Whitman, Mr. Amazing. Don't think for a moment I haven't heard about you. I know you very well in fact, because well you have a long history with a very old rival of mine, one Kevin Johnson, and while you might have big a big shot once upon a time...I'm the top dog all the time and starting this week I plan to prove it. So welcome to Edward's Headliner Wrestling."
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EHW's own Max Whitman..........
Sometimes..............its good to go someplace quiet. Someplace where you can think.
::Whitman closes his eyes and breathes in deeply::
Sometimes......I come out here and watch the stars. I look at the constellations and all the things that make all this, this world, this company, this life....look so small
Sometimes in this bussiness, it is easy to feel like your bigger than it all. Like your bigger than life.
When you walk through those curtains and the crowd pops and its all for you. Its easy to forget.
::Whitman stands and walks slowly through the field::
So sometimes, when i feel like i have lost focus, i can come out here and regroup. i can come out here and it helps me to feel small again. it helps me to feel within myself once again and it helps me get my focus back
Ed Sands, you think your bigger than this place? You think your here just to wash off some ring rust and move on to bigger and better things?
::Whitman smiles::
Well i guess were not all that different after all then...you and I.
This company, sands. This company is my field under the stars. Its where I came when i lost everything. its where i came when the company i worked so hard for, turned its back on me. Its where i came when i needed something to get myself back on track.........its where I came when i didnt want to be found
::Whitman looks down at his feet and then back up at the stars::
But you found me Sands......you found me.
And while I dont have the first clue who you are, you claim to know a man that I used to know. You claim to know a man that I used to battle with.
You claim to know the man.....that i beat for the WWA heavyweight championship.
Sands i dont know you, I dont know how you know Kevin Johnson and i dont know how you found me here. What i do know is that this week you and i will get to know each other very well. And even if i can no longer settle my bussiness with Kevin Johnson, I will have no problem settling for you....................
Johnny Sins: Welcome to Championship Fever from Rochester, New York!!!! BIG crowd on hand tonight to get their EHW "FIX"!! Tonight is a big night for... me, yes I know I know, a loser named Johnny Sins... anyways! Tonight I get a Broadcast Partner, a Color Commentator... and that man is...... Former ECW World Champion, the one and only... Shane Douglas!!!! Hey Shane!...
Shane Douglas: Hey you piece of shit, let me get one thing stright... I don't care about you, the people or even the EHW...... I just care about the Action in that, very, ring. Plus, EHW sounds like a cheap knock off of the E C W...
Johnny Sins: I digress... Let's get to our first match here on Championship FeVER!!!!!
Singles Match
"Mr. Amazing" Max Whitman vs Edward Sands
*Edward Sands defeats Max Whitman at 35:27 via his Lunar Pull, followed by The Strait. This match was probably... no WAS the best match in the short history of the EHW. After the match, Sands grabs Whitmans hand and shakes it... Whitman trys to leave the ring but Sands turns him around and hits a Typhoon (Cradle Implant DDT) on him......
Johnny Sins: What the HELL WAS THAT FOR!?!?
Shane Douglas: It's called making an impact you idiot... I love it Sins
...EHW TV Timeout, EHW Magazine (The November Issue) Previews the "WrestlSHOdown I" Main Event and what the show could mean for the promotion...
Big Mike is seen, with a Referee Shirt on, backstage...
Last week, in my hometown of Chicago, Illinois, I became the number one contender to Jacknife Morgan at WrestleSHOdown I. You see, he got lucky to take my title from me before. But he can't be that lucky again. I mean, look at me. I am unstoppable. I'm the best thing Pro Wrestling has ever seen, there never is was or ever will be anyone on my level. And I dare Jacknife to try and prove me wrong........................
"Champion vs Champion"
Singles Match (Non Title)
Guest Referee - Big Mike
JackNife Morgan vs The MULE
*Worlds Television Champion The MULE defeats World Heavyweight Champion JackNife Morgan at 7:39 when guest ref, Big Mike "DQ's" JackNife for no reason... Ole' JackNife chases the #1 Contender to the backstage area......
Johnny Sins: Look at Big Mike run like a pussy.
Shane Douglas: Hey, that so called "pussy" might be our next World Champion.................... Again.
The Cladwells come down to the ring claping their hands... as MULE grabs a mic
Johnny Sins: Was this a set up?...
The MULE: Not only have I pinned this Promotions World Champion and beat him once, I have now beat him TWICE! You know, nothing or no body here in the EHW can stop A.L.A. because...........
...All of a sudden, a spotlight comes on over the entrence area, a man dressed as a Weather Reporter comes out to the top of the entrance, he has a mic in hand...
Man: Hey, HEY A.L.A.!.... Look Up.
Johnny Sins: Wait... I reconize that voice, that's the voice from last week......
Now on the Titantron, this same man is cutting a Weather Report...
Man: Hello everybody, my name is Ken Doll The Weather Man, and here is your Extended Forcast... AHHHH, WHO GIVES A SHIT, LETS GET RIGHT TO NOVEMBER THE 14TH...... Well look at this, on November 14th, the forcast is telling me that Ken Doll, that's me... will be the new EHW Worlds Television Champion....
Ken Doll "The Weather Man": I guess WrestleSHOdown will be your "Natural Disastor"... eh MULE........
...MULE looks at his Television Title as Championship FeVER goes off the air...
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"Hello EHW, I would like to personally introduce you to the greatest man you will ever have the chance to watch, Edward Sands. Now I know, many of you will sit at home and say to yourself 'I've heard this all before, same old crap.' or maybe 'If you're so great why would you be here in the EHW?'. Well maybe you have heard some of these others make claims of greatness, and maybe this place isn't the biggest company around. But when it comes right down too it, it really doesn't matter how big the place is. It doesn't matter because I'm not here to establish my name, fact of the matter I've already done that over the years becoming a multi time world champion and making other companies famous."
Edward turns looking at a EHW banner behind him.
"Fact is I'm here only because I have nothing better to do with my time. Don't think I'm going to do for you what I did for those other places, because you have nothing to offer me like they did."
He turns his gaze back toward the camera.
"They where a place to establish myself, to become a star. You have become a place to brush off a little ring rust before moving onto bigger and better things and leaving this place as a footnote in the history of the Great Ed Sands. Max Whitman, Mr. Amazing. Don't think for a moment I haven't heard about you. I know you very well in fact, because well you have a long history with a very old rival of mine, one Kevin Johnson, and while you might have big a big shot once upon a time...I'm the top dog all the time and starting this week I plan to prove it. So welcome to Edward's Headliner Wrestling."
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EHW's own Max Whitman..........
Sometimes..............its good to go someplace quiet. Someplace where you can think.
::Whitman closes his eyes and breathes in deeply::
Sometimes......I come out here and watch the stars. I look at the constellations and all the things that make all this, this world, this company, this life....look so small
Sometimes in this bussiness, it is easy to feel like your bigger than it all. Like your bigger than life.
When you walk through those curtains and the crowd pops and its all for you. Its easy to forget.
::Whitman stands and walks slowly through the field::
So sometimes, when i feel like i have lost focus, i can come out here and regroup. i can come out here and it helps me to feel small again. it helps me to feel within myself once again and it helps me get my focus back
Ed Sands, you think your bigger than this place? You think your here just to wash off some ring rust and move on to bigger and better things?
::Whitman smiles::
Well i guess were not all that different after all then...you and I.
This company, sands. This company is my field under the stars. Its where I came when i lost everything. its where i came when the company i worked so hard for, turned its back on me. Its where i came when i needed something to get myself back on track.........its where I came when i didnt want to be found
::Whitman looks down at his feet and then back up at the stars::
But you found me Sands......you found me.
And while I dont have the first clue who you are, you claim to know a man that I used to know. You claim to know a man that I used to battle with.
You claim to know the man.....that i beat for the WWA heavyweight championship.
Sands i dont know you, I dont know how you know Kevin Johnson and i dont know how you found me here. What i do know is that this week you and i will get to know each other very well. And even if i can no longer settle my bussiness with Kevin Johnson, I will have no problem settling for you....................
Johnny Sins: Welcome to Championship Fever from Rochester, New York!!!! BIG crowd on hand tonight to get their EHW "FIX"!! Tonight is a big night for... me, yes I know I know, a loser named Johnny Sins... anyways! Tonight I get a Broadcast Partner, a Color Commentator... and that man is...... Former ECW World Champion, the one and only... Shane Douglas!!!! Hey Shane!...
Shane Douglas: Hey you piece of shit, let me get one thing stright... I don't care about you, the people or even the EHW...... I just care about the Action in that, very, ring. Plus, EHW sounds like a cheap knock off of the E C W...
Johnny Sins: I digress... Let's get to our first match here on Championship FeVER!!!!!
Singles Match
"Mr. Amazing" Max Whitman vs Edward Sands
*Edward Sands defeats Max Whitman at 35:27 via his Lunar Pull, followed by The Strait. This match was probably... no WAS the best match in the short history of the EHW. After the match, Sands grabs Whitmans hand and shakes it... Whitman trys to leave the ring but Sands turns him around and hits a Typhoon (Cradle Implant DDT) on him......
Johnny Sins: What the HELL WAS THAT FOR!?!?
Shane Douglas: It's called making an impact you idiot... I love it Sins
...EHW TV Timeout, EHW Magazine (The November Issue) Previews the "WrestlSHOdown I" Main Event and what the show could mean for the promotion...
Big Mike is seen, with a Referee Shirt on, backstage...
Last week, in my hometown of Chicago, Illinois, I became the number one contender to Jacknife Morgan at WrestleSHOdown I. You see, he got lucky to take my title from me before. But he can't be that lucky again. I mean, look at me. I am unstoppable. I'm the best thing Pro Wrestling has ever seen, there never is was or ever will be anyone on my level. And I dare Jacknife to try and prove me wrong........................
"Champion vs Champion"
Singles Match (Non Title)
Guest Referee - Big Mike
JackNife Morgan vs The MULE
*Worlds Television Champion The MULE defeats World Heavyweight Champion JackNife Morgan at 7:39 when guest ref, Big Mike "DQ's" JackNife for no reason... Ole' JackNife chases the #1 Contender to the backstage area......
Johnny Sins: Look at Big Mike run like a pussy.
Shane Douglas: Hey, that so called "pussy" might be our next World Champion.................... Again.
The Cladwells come down to the ring claping their hands... as MULE grabs a mic
Johnny Sins: Was this a set up?...
The MULE: Not only have I pinned this Promotions World Champion and beat him once, I have now beat him TWICE! You know, nothing or no body here in the EHW can stop A.L.A. because...........
...All of a sudden, a spotlight comes on over the entrence area, a man dressed as a Weather Reporter comes out to the top of the entrance, he has a mic in hand...
Man: Hey, HEY A.L.A.!.... Look Up.
Johnny Sins: Wait... I reconize that voice, that's the voice from last week......
Now on the Titantron, this same man is cutting a Weather Report...
Man: Hello everybody, my name is Ken Doll The Weather Man, and here is your Extended Forcast... AHHHH, WHO GIVES A SHIT, LETS GET RIGHT TO NOVEMBER THE 14TH...... Well look at this, on November 14th, the forcast is telling me that Ken Doll, that's me... will be the new EHW Worlds Television Champion....
Ken Doll "The Weather Man": I guess WrestleSHOdown will be your "Natural Disastor"... eh MULE........
...MULE looks at his Television Title as Championship FeVER goes off the air...
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