Post by "EHW Owner" Lance Jones on Sept 18, 2010 21:19:11 GMT -5
...A promo opens up the show with Canada's own & Tag Team Champions, Cladwell Brothers with Hardcore Traci...
Lance Cladwell: Well look what we have he Nate, SRK... The Moviestar as he likes to call himself, and look who his tag partner is... the MULE, a horses ASS for fuck sakes, and oh no, thats not all... These two hate each others GUTS. I mean go look at the footage from last week, these two men for 30 blood and sweat minutes just about killed each other, there's no way they can be 100% healthy coming into OUR match in OUR COUNTRY... It's not like you boys can work as a team anyways, so I'll tell you what, lets spin the wheel and make a deal, with all 3 choices being the god damn same... Me and my brother kicking your asses so bad until you boys QUIT!!
Nate Cladwell: You know what really makes our first title defense here in EHW so easy, is that you boys can't even put together a offense to get by my defence, you guys are just two wrestlers put together by the promoter for a one time thing, me and my brother hate teams like that, so much that we will show you on the 18th...
The HaRdCoRe camera cuts to the arena as EHW play by play (and color) commentator Johnny Sins is in the squared circle...
Johnny Sins: Welcome to Extreme Hardcore Wrestling NORTH! Welcome to Windsor, Ontario, CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Opening Intro plays for EHW's Championship FeVER
Johnny Sins: Tonight we have not one, but two Championship match ups! first, The Cladwell Brothers, Canada's own by the way... put their Tag Team Titles on the line against the unlikely... and let me rephrase that, REALLY UNLIKELY duo of The MULE and "SRK" The Moviestar, folks, if you have been watching EHW programming, they DO NOT like each other, but Canada, thats not all! someone will be leaving Windsor with the EHW Heavyweight Championship!! but will it be the tough talking Big Mike or the newest EHW Wrestler, who has made a BIG impact, JackNife Morgan!?!? here's prerecord comments, that I conducted earlier tonight, and trust me folks, this gets alittle EXREME...
...The promo footage airs...
Johnny Sins: Thank you for joining me Mike and Morgan. Now Mike, why do you think you will leave tonight with the World Heavyweight Championship?
Big Mike: Because im the best in the EHW period and what gives? why does this "rookie" get the first title shot in this companys history?
JackNife Morgan: Hey, I might be new around here but trust me ole' JackNife WILL BE the toughest man you will ever get in that ring against
Big Mike: Hey kid, don't cut me off like that, wrong person...
JackNife Morgan: I did once, and I just did it again. Big Mike, Im bigger then you, stronger then you and to be honest... I think your all talk
Johnny Sins: Ok guys easy...
Big Mike: Shut the FUCK UP Johnny... Morgan, you think im all talk? you think I can't go to the EXTREME? well let me say this... just watch your back because...
JackNife Morgan: No, no, no... Big Mike... get ready to ride the JackNife Express!...
...EHW TV Time OUT...
A Highlight video package plays of last weeks EPIC match between MULE and SRK which ended in a time limit draw, we still have no Television Champion................
...EHW Cameras cut back to Johnny Sins but this time at the announce table...
Johnny Sins: Well, time for Extreme Tag Team ACTION!...
EHW World Tag Team Titles Match
The Cladwell Brothers vs The MULE and "SRK" The Moviestar
"Medal on Medal by Anvil" hits over the PA system has The Cladwells come down to the ring, getting a mixed reaction from their own home country crowd... Hardcore Traci is no where in site...
The MULE theme hits, he comes to the ring looking a little sore from last week... understandable. However, he gets into the ring and starts to attack The Cladwells! he doesn't wait for SRK nor does he even show up............
As Mule gets in the ring, he tackles Lance and punches him with rights and lefts, Nate gets MULE off of Lance, but also receives a beat down from MULE, MULE heads to the outside and throws two chairs in the ring, however, not a good idea because Lance and Nate grab a chair each and threaten MULE with them, MULE teases getting back in the ring, all of a sudden "SRK" The Moviestar gets in the ring from out of the crowd, he to has a chair and nails both Lance and Nate with them! MULE gets in the ring as he covers Nate and SRK covers Lance... 1.. 2.... Kick out! Both Cladwell Brothers kickout. SRK and the MULE both get up and get in each others faces, but as The Cladwell Brothers start to get up, SRK and Nate take their brawl to the outside as the MULE and Lance duke it out in the ring, MULE does for a DDT, but Lance blocks it, elbows him in the face and hits MULE with a belly to belly suplex, Lance poses to the crowd but gets nothing but HEAT... Lance puts MULE is a head lock, SRK and Nate are now at their respective corners, MULE starts to get back on his feet, feeding off this Canadian crowd he hits Lance with a couple of elbows to the gut, runs tto the ropes and hits Lance with a STAMPEDE! he pins... 1.. 2.... Nate Cladwell breaks up the count, we almost had new tag team champions... MULE throws Lance to his teams corner, looks at SRK and tags him in...
Johnny Sins: I can believe im gonna say this but... MULE and SRK are actually working together. So far......
SRK goes to work on Lance by hitting a reverse neckbreaker, SRK gets up and stomps on Lance with his big moviestar like boots, SRK posses to the crowd, MULE starts to yell every FUCKING name in the book at him telling him to pay attention to his opponent, Lance gets up, picks up SRK and hits him with aside walk slam, Lance tags in Nate, Nate goes to work on SRK, he puts him in a bear hug submission, Big Nate is squezzing the life right out of SRK... MULE comes in and breaks up the hold, Nate starts to get in MULEs face but, SRK jumps right over Nate and tags in MULE, MULE irish whips Nate into the ropes but Nate ducks, Nate goes to clothline MULE, but so does MULE as both men hit each other and are down in the ring, Lance on the outside gets a Table and puts it in the ring, SRK gets a TV camrea from the camera crew and he puts that in the ring...
Johnny Sins: What's that smell... I think were about to get EXTREMELY HARDCORE!
Nate gets up first and sets up the Table, MULE gets up, gets the TV Camera and hits Nate as he lands on the table but doesn't go through it... Nate is busted open, Lance gets in the ring to attack MULE but SRK gets in and picks him off with a clothline!
Johnny Sins: Lance is down, Nates on the table a bloody mess... Just finsh him off boys!
SRK tells MULE to go to the top rope and hit Nate with diving elbow, MULE looks alittle hesitent, but heads to the top anyways, MULE goes to hit Nate with a big Elbow but SRK moves Nate off the table and MULE goes through it!
Johnny Sins: What? Why? Well, I know why but... WHY!
SRK then picks up MULE, spits in his face and hits him with his SRK Clash... SRK leaves the ring side area getting MASSIVE HEAT as he leaves... Nate covers Mule... 1.. 2.... NO! MULE some how kicks the FUCK out! Nate starts stand back up as Lance gets back in the ring... MULE is also trying to get back up, he does but very slowly, Lance and Nate have that look in their eyes as they go for their Cladwell Collision and hits it...... Lance covers covers MULE, 1.. 2.... 3.................. It's Over
Winners and STILL EHW World Tag Team Champions, The Cladwell Brothers
Hardcore Traci comes out to the ring to help her boys up after a hardcore battle, MULE is still down in the ring looking like he might need some medical attention...
...EHW TV TimeOUT - Don't miss when EHW Action comes to your town!...
Johnny Sins: Well, we all knew that was coming, MULE and SRK got into an agruement and the Cladwells would take advantage, they did just that... What's next for the MULE and SRK? Time will tell...... Time? Time to crown a new World Champion!
EHW World Heavyweight Title Match
Big Mike vs JackNife Morgan
...Big Mike's Theme hits, he comes to the ring looking focused on winning the EHW Championship of the world... he gets in the ring and poses, but this Windsor, Ontario crowd is giving him major HEAT...
...Then Metalica - Fuel hits as we wait for JackNife Morgan to make his apperence, however, he never does...
Johnny Sins: Wheres Big Ole' JackNife?
...Fans are starting to boo and throw drinking bottles in the ring...
We then hear Big Mike say "He's not showen... give me my World Title Belt."
EHW Owner Lance Jones comes to the ring with a mic and the World Heavyweight Title in hand, looking very upset.......
Johnny Sins: I hope Lance isn't gonna do what I think here...
Lance Jones: I have no idea where JackNife Morgan is, but I'll give him 10 seconds to get out here or else, i'll have to name Big Mike the EHW World Heavyweight Champion... I have no choice...........
Johnny Sins: Oh come on....
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9................ 10
Lance Jones: Winner and new EHW World Heavyweight Champion, Big Mike...
Big Mike grabs the belt away from Lance Jones and poses with it... The Windor crowd is not happy one stinking bit.....
Lance Jones leaves the ring as EHW cameras cut to outside the arena......
EHW Camera Man: What the? We need help out here!
JackNife Morgan is out cold in the back of a pick up truck, surrounded by a pool of his own BLOOD
Johnny Sins: Oh my..... Who did this?
...Championship FeVER goes off the air...
Lance Cladwell: Well look what we have he Nate, SRK... The Moviestar as he likes to call himself, and look who his tag partner is... the MULE, a horses ASS for fuck sakes, and oh no, thats not all... These two hate each others GUTS. I mean go look at the footage from last week, these two men for 30 blood and sweat minutes just about killed each other, there's no way they can be 100% healthy coming into OUR match in OUR COUNTRY... It's not like you boys can work as a team anyways, so I'll tell you what, lets spin the wheel and make a deal, with all 3 choices being the god damn same... Me and my brother kicking your asses so bad until you boys QUIT!!
Nate Cladwell: You know what really makes our first title defense here in EHW so easy, is that you boys can't even put together a offense to get by my defence, you guys are just two wrestlers put together by the promoter for a one time thing, me and my brother hate teams like that, so much that we will show you on the 18th...
The HaRdCoRe camera cuts to the arena as EHW play by play (and color) commentator Johnny Sins is in the squared circle...
Johnny Sins: Welcome to Extreme Hardcore Wrestling NORTH! Welcome to Windsor, Ontario, CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Opening Intro plays for EHW's Championship FeVER
Johnny Sins: Tonight we have not one, but two Championship match ups! first, The Cladwell Brothers, Canada's own by the way... put their Tag Team Titles on the line against the unlikely... and let me rephrase that, REALLY UNLIKELY duo of The MULE and "SRK" The Moviestar, folks, if you have been watching EHW programming, they DO NOT like each other, but Canada, thats not all! someone will be leaving Windsor with the EHW Heavyweight Championship!! but will it be the tough talking Big Mike or the newest EHW Wrestler, who has made a BIG impact, JackNife Morgan!?!? here's prerecord comments, that I conducted earlier tonight, and trust me folks, this gets alittle EXREME...
...The promo footage airs...
Johnny Sins: Thank you for joining me Mike and Morgan. Now Mike, why do you think you will leave tonight with the World Heavyweight Championship?
Big Mike: Because im the best in the EHW period and what gives? why does this "rookie" get the first title shot in this companys history?
JackNife Morgan: Hey, I might be new around here but trust me ole' JackNife WILL BE the toughest man you will ever get in that ring against
Big Mike: Hey kid, don't cut me off like that, wrong person...
JackNife Morgan: I did once, and I just did it again. Big Mike, Im bigger then you, stronger then you and to be honest... I think your all talk
Johnny Sins: Ok guys easy...
Big Mike: Shut the FUCK UP Johnny... Morgan, you think im all talk? you think I can't go to the EXTREME? well let me say this... just watch your back because...
JackNife Morgan: No, no, no... Big Mike... get ready to ride the JackNife Express!...
...EHW TV Time OUT...
A Highlight video package plays of last weeks EPIC match between MULE and SRK which ended in a time limit draw, we still have no Television Champion................
...EHW Cameras cut back to Johnny Sins but this time at the announce table...
Johnny Sins: Well, time for Extreme Tag Team ACTION!...
EHW World Tag Team Titles Match
The Cladwell Brothers vs The MULE and "SRK" The Moviestar
"Medal on Medal by Anvil" hits over the PA system has The Cladwells come down to the ring, getting a mixed reaction from their own home country crowd... Hardcore Traci is no where in site...
The MULE theme hits, he comes to the ring looking a little sore from last week... understandable. However, he gets into the ring and starts to attack The Cladwells! he doesn't wait for SRK nor does he even show up............
As Mule gets in the ring, he tackles Lance and punches him with rights and lefts, Nate gets MULE off of Lance, but also receives a beat down from MULE, MULE heads to the outside and throws two chairs in the ring, however, not a good idea because Lance and Nate grab a chair each and threaten MULE with them, MULE teases getting back in the ring, all of a sudden "SRK" The Moviestar gets in the ring from out of the crowd, he to has a chair and nails both Lance and Nate with them! MULE gets in the ring as he covers Nate and SRK covers Lance... 1.. 2.... Kick out! Both Cladwell Brothers kickout. SRK and the MULE both get up and get in each others faces, but as The Cladwell Brothers start to get up, SRK and Nate take their brawl to the outside as the MULE and Lance duke it out in the ring, MULE does for a DDT, but Lance blocks it, elbows him in the face and hits MULE with a belly to belly suplex, Lance poses to the crowd but gets nothing but HEAT... Lance puts MULE is a head lock, SRK and Nate are now at their respective corners, MULE starts to get back on his feet, feeding off this Canadian crowd he hits Lance with a couple of elbows to the gut, runs tto the ropes and hits Lance with a STAMPEDE! he pins... 1.. 2.... Nate Cladwell breaks up the count, we almost had new tag team champions... MULE throws Lance to his teams corner, looks at SRK and tags him in...
Johnny Sins: I can believe im gonna say this but... MULE and SRK are actually working together. So far......
SRK goes to work on Lance by hitting a reverse neckbreaker, SRK gets up and stomps on Lance with his big moviestar like boots, SRK posses to the crowd, MULE starts to yell every FUCKING name in the book at him telling him to pay attention to his opponent, Lance gets up, picks up SRK and hits him with aside walk slam, Lance tags in Nate, Nate goes to work on SRK, he puts him in a bear hug submission, Big Nate is squezzing the life right out of SRK... MULE comes in and breaks up the hold, Nate starts to get in MULEs face but, SRK jumps right over Nate and tags in MULE, MULE irish whips Nate into the ropes but Nate ducks, Nate goes to clothline MULE, but so does MULE as both men hit each other and are down in the ring, Lance on the outside gets a Table and puts it in the ring, SRK gets a TV camrea from the camera crew and he puts that in the ring...
Johnny Sins: What's that smell... I think were about to get EXTREMELY HARDCORE!
Nate gets up first and sets up the Table, MULE gets up, gets the TV Camera and hits Nate as he lands on the table but doesn't go through it... Nate is busted open, Lance gets in the ring to attack MULE but SRK gets in and picks him off with a clothline!
Johnny Sins: Lance is down, Nates on the table a bloody mess... Just finsh him off boys!
SRK tells MULE to go to the top rope and hit Nate with diving elbow, MULE looks alittle hesitent, but heads to the top anyways, MULE goes to hit Nate with a big Elbow but SRK moves Nate off the table and MULE goes through it!
Johnny Sins: What? Why? Well, I know why but... WHY!
SRK then picks up MULE, spits in his face and hits him with his SRK Clash... SRK leaves the ring side area getting MASSIVE HEAT as he leaves... Nate covers Mule... 1.. 2.... NO! MULE some how kicks the FUCK out! Nate starts stand back up as Lance gets back in the ring... MULE is also trying to get back up, he does but very slowly, Lance and Nate have that look in their eyes as they go for their Cladwell Collision and hits it...... Lance covers covers MULE, 1.. 2.... 3.................. It's Over
Winners and STILL EHW World Tag Team Champions, The Cladwell Brothers
Hardcore Traci comes out to the ring to help her boys up after a hardcore battle, MULE is still down in the ring looking like he might need some medical attention...
...EHW TV TimeOUT - Don't miss when EHW Action comes to your town!...
Johnny Sins: Well, we all knew that was coming, MULE and SRK got into an agruement and the Cladwells would take advantage, they did just that... What's next for the MULE and SRK? Time will tell...... Time? Time to crown a new World Champion!
EHW World Heavyweight Title Match
Big Mike vs JackNife Morgan
...Big Mike's Theme hits, he comes to the ring looking focused on winning the EHW Championship of the world... he gets in the ring and poses, but this Windsor, Ontario crowd is giving him major HEAT...
...Then Metalica - Fuel hits as we wait for JackNife Morgan to make his apperence, however, he never does...
Johnny Sins: Wheres Big Ole' JackNife?
...Fans are starting to boo and throw drinking bottles in the ring...
We then hear Big Mike say "He's not showen... give me my World Title Belt."
EHW Owner Lance Jones comes to the ring with a mic and the World Heavyweight Title in hand, looking very upset.......
Johnny Sins: I hope Lance isn't gonna do what I think here...
Lance Jones: I have no idea where JackNife Morgan is, but I'll give him 10 seconds to get out here or else, i'll have to name Big Mike the EHW World Heavyweight Champion... I have no choice...........
Johnny Sins: Oh come on....
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9................ 10
Lance Jones: Winner and new EHW World Heavyweight Champion, Big Mike...
Big Mike grabs the belt away from Lance Jones and poses with it... The Windor crowd is not happy one stinking bit.....
Lance Jones leaves the ring as EHW cameras cut to outside the arena......
EHW Camera Man: What the? We need help out here!
JackNife Morgan is out cold in the back of a pick up truck, surrounded by a pool of his own BLOOD
Johnny Sins: Oh my..... Who did this?
...Championship FeVER goes off the air...