Post by "EHW Owner" Lance Jones on Sept 12, 2010 0:10:56 GMT -5
...Exteme highlights play from last week as the Cladwell brothers capture the EHW World Tag Teams Titles by beating the Warriors...
Friday afternoon, 3:30 pm EST, "SRK" The Moviestar is at the Pittsburgh Airport Starbucks...
SRK: Tomorrow night, I will teach the mule a lession in respect & win the EHW Television Title. Why? because it's about time the biggest Moviestar win the world... (He takes a drink of his 10 dollar Capuchino) becomes the biggest Television star in the world aswell...
The Opening Intro plays for EHW's Championship FeVER
The HaRdCoRe camera cuts to the arena as EHW play by play (and color) commentator Johnny Sins is in the ring...
Johnny Sins: Welcome to Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Pittsburgh! Tonight we have a EXTREME show instore for all of you crazy fans who wanna see gut renching action! - The Crowd really FUCKING POPS - Two matches are booked tonight for Championship FeVER as a Singles contest takes place between Asian Dynamite and Big Mike, and the big one of course, the EHW Television Title Match between "SRK" The Moviestar & The MULE! We already heard from SRK at the top of this program, now here are some pre recorded comments from The MULE...
...The promo footage airs...
The MULE: Tonight I am going to win the TV title because the Moviestar is no star he is an arrogant mother fucker who only thinks of himself. You are not an American Moviestar because you have no talent. Lets just face it The Moviestar I am better than you in every way. So don't Even bother coming down to the ring tonight, if you do step in the ring you better have somewhere to land because when I hit you with the mule kick and the stampede & you won't be getting back up.
PS: When i hit you with the mule kick you better look for your teeth because if you don't find them I will sell them on FUCKING ebay.
...EHW Cameras cut back to Johnny Sins in the squared circle...
Johnny Sins: We've heard from both men now, and it seems the war of words has continued from last week in Buffalo, but now it's time to lice up the boats and go to work, so I guess it's just a matter of time until we see who leaves Pittsburgh with the Television Championship of the world... but first it's Big Mike vs Asian Dynamite...... I gotta get to the announce table!
Singles Match
Big Mike vs Asian Dynamite
...24 Story Love Affiar by Faber Drive hits as Asian Dynamite comes to the ring, Then BIG Mikes theme hits, he comes out but stops on the ramp way with mic in hand...
Big Mike: No, No, No ,No!! Do you people know who the FUCK I am? Im Big Mike!...
...All of a sudden a Video Package plays of Big Mikes accomplishments...
Big Mike: If you didn't know, NOW YOU KNOW. I closed out last weeks show with a promo for a reason, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO I CLOSE OUT SHOWS. So you know what, im going back to the back and we are going to do this the way the promoter of this promotion should've booked it in the first place, My match with Dynamite is now the Main Event...
Johnny Sins: Who does this guy think he his? I don't know but it looks like he's going to get what he wants...
...TV Time OUT, an Extreme Add plays as the Fans of Extreme Hardcore Wrestling can now buy a collectors t-shirt of the new Tag Champs, The Cladwell Brothers with the EHW World Tag Team Titles!...
EHW World Television Title Match
"SRK" The Moviestar vs The MULE
The Match ends in 30 Minute Time Limit Draw, Their is no Television Champion...... Both men a Bloody after this match! They used almost every weapon in the BOOK!!
Johnny Sins: Unbelieveable wrestling fans! but no TV Champion? You gotta believe a rematch will happen in the near future...
...TV Timeout...
Singles Match
Big Mike vs Asian Dynamite
Big Mike makes quick work of Asian Dynamite in 5 Minutes via the F-5... No weapons were involed... He gets the mic after...
Big Mike: Easy, Easy, Easy... You know every True competator gets in this business for one reason and one reason only... and that's to become the World Heavyweight Champion, that's what I want, I want the EHW World Heavyweight Championship!
Johnny Sins: Who does this guy think he is? What? he calls all the shots? He's getting big heat from this Pittsburgh crowd...
All of a sudden a big, strong man comes out to the top of the stage......
Big MAN: Im Jacknife Morgan, & I want that EHW World Heavyweght Championship TOO!
Johnny Sins: Big Mike vs Jacknife Morgan? OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!
...EHW Championship FeVER goes off the air...
Note: Sorry for the Match results, I worked today and im pretty tired!
Friday afternoon, 3:30 pm EST, "SRK" The Moviestar is at the Pittsburgh Airport Starbucks...
SRK: Tomorrow night, I will teach the mule a lession in respect & win the EHW Television Title. Why? because it's about time the biggest Moviestar win the world... (He takes a drink of his 10 dollar Capuchino) becomes the biggest Television star in the world aswell...
The Opening Intro plays for EHW's Championship FeVER
The HaRdCoRe camera cuts to the arena as EHW play by play (and color) commentator Johnny Sins is in the ring...
Johnny Sins: Welcome to Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Pittsburgh! Tonight we have a EXTREME show instore for all of you crazy fans who wanna see gut renching action! - The Crowd really FUCKING POPS - Two matches are booked tonight for Championship FeVER as a Singles contest takes place between Asian Dynamite and Big Mike, and the big one of course, the EHW Television Title Match between "SRK" The Moviestar & The MULE! We already heard from SRK at the top of this program, now here are some pre recorded comments from The MULE...
...The promo footage airs...
The MULE: Tonight I am going to win the TV title because the Moviestar is no star he is an arrogant mother fucker who only thinks of himself. You are not an American Moviestar because you have no talent. Lets just face it The Moviestar I am better than you in every way. So don't Even bother coming down to the ring tonight, if you do step in the ring you better have somewhere to land because when I hit you with the mule kick and the stampede & you won't be getting back up.
PS: When i hit you with the mule kick you better look for your teeth because if you don't find them I will sell them on FUCKING ebay.
...EHW Cameras cut back to Johnny Sins in the squared circle...
Johnny Sins: We've heard from both men now, and it seems the war of words has continued from last week in Buffalo, but now it's time to lice up the boats and go to work, so I guess it's just a matter of time until we see who leaves Pittsburgh with the Television Championship of the world... but first it's Big Mike vs Asian Dynamite...... I gotta get to the announce table!
Singles Match
Big Mike vs Asian Dynamite
...24 Story Love Affiar by Faber Drive hits as Asian Dynamite comes to the ring, Then BIG Mikes theme hits, he comes out but stops on the ramp way with mic in hand...
Big Mike: No, No, No ,No!! Do you people know who the FUCK I am? Im Big Mike!...
...All of a sudden a Video Package plays of Big Mikes accomplishments...
Big Mike: If you didn't know, NOW YOU KNOW. I closed out last weeks show with a promo for a reason, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO I CLOSE OUT SHOWS. So you know what, im going back to the back and we are going to do this the way the promoter of this promotion should've booked it in the first place, My match with Dynamite is now the Main Event...
Johnny Sins: Who does this guy think he his? I don't know but it looks like he's going to get what he wants...
...TV Time OUT, an Extreme Add plays as the Fans of Extreme Hardcore Wrestling can now buy a collectors t-shirt of the new Tag Champs, The Cladwell Brothers with the EHW World Tag Team Titles!...
EHW World Television Title Match
"SRK" The Moviestar vs The MULE
The Match ends in 30 Minute Time Limit Draw, Their is no Television Champion...... Both men a Bloody after this match! They used almost every weapon in the BOOK!!
Johnny Sins: Unbelieveable wrestling fans! but no TV Champion? You gotta believe a rematch will happen in the near future...
...TV Timeout...
Singles Match
Big Mike vs Asian Dynamite
Big Mike makes quick work of Asian Dynamite in 5 Minutes via the F-5... No weapons were involed... He gets the mic after...
Big Mike: Easy, Easy, Easy... You know every True competator gets in this business for one reason and one reason only... and that's to become the World Heavyweight Champion, that's what I want, I want the EHW World Heavyweight Championship!
Johnny Sins: Who does this guy think he is? What? he calls all the shots? He's getting big heat from this Pittsburgh crowd...
All of a sudden a big, strong man comes out to the top of the stage......
Big MAN: Im Jacknife Morgan, & I want that EHW World Heavyweght Championship TOO!
Johnny Sins: Big Mike vs Jacknife Morgan? OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!
...EHW Championship FeVER goes off the air...
Note: Sorry for the Match results, I worked today and im pretty tired!