Post by "EHW Owner" Lance Jones on Sept 4, 2010 21:38:07 GMT -5
The Opening Intro plays for EHW's Championship FeVER
The HaRdCoRe camera cuts to the arena as EHW play by play (and color) commentator Johnny Sins is in the ring...
Johnny Sins: Welcome to Extreme Hardcore Wrestling! - The Crowd POPS - Tonight we have a EXTREME show instore for all of you blood thursty fans. You'll see promos, Video Packages and a EHW World Tag Team Title Bout between the High Fly Warriors and The Cladwell Brothers, speaking of the Cladwell's, they recorded some pre match words earlier today...
...The promo footage airs...
Lance Cladwell: The time is almost here Nate, THE TIME IS ALMOST FUCKING HERE. Tonight my Brother and I leave our mark on this Extreme company and become the EHW World Tag Team Champions. "Professional" Champions if you will, Right my brother...
Nate Cladwell: Well put, you see, everywhere we have wrestled, we have become the Tag Team Champions and tonight will be no different. Mark my... no, no, no, Mark OUR words, we will ground the High Fly Warriors, and if they don't like it... TOUGH SHIT. I guess there's only one more thing to say... DEFENCE wins Championships!
...EHW Cameras cut back to Johnny Sins in the squared circle...
Johnny Sins: Defence wins Championships huh? we'll find out soon enough now at this time i'd like to invite the person who made all this possible tonight... EHW Owner Lance Jones!
...All of a sudden a unique theme hits, and out comes, not Lance Jones but... "SRK" The Moviestar! he gets in the ring...
SRK: Johnny get out of the ring, go to the announce table and do your job. Lance Jones will not becoming out here tonight because... I Said so... and when the Moviestar says something, people better take notice because it's going to happen. Now alot of people asked me if a star like myself will show up in a dump of a city called Buffalo, New York... I mean look how close it is to Canada, that's got to tell you people something right? Im here for one reason and one reason only I want the EHW World TV Championship. Lets face it, if im the TV Champion, then im a TV star along with being a Moviestar!! and the thing is, nobody will ever get in my way of my goals. So Lance Jones I know your listening, get out here and award me the World Television Championship! BUT...
..."Enter MULE" theme hits, The Mule comes out to the top of the stage getting a massive pop from the crowd...
Johnny Sins: I get thee feeling that the whole city of Buffalo wants The Mule to shut this Guy up... Can't blame them.
The MULE: You no good fucking piece of no good fucking shit!! In life, if you want something, you gotta work for it, you want that TV Title... Well you have to go through me to GET IT. Oh and for the record, I've seen your movies... your dancing sucks, your girls sucks, your editing sucks EVERYTHING JUST FUCKING SUCKS!
Johnny Sins: The Mule telling like it is... I guess......
SRK: That's enough...
The MULE: SHUT UP! Next week, me and you for the TV Tittle... What do ya say? "Star".........
SRK: I accept, and im going to dedicate next weeks match to all the young actors out their. Oh, Im also gonna buy you some soap, so you can wash out that mouth of yours...
The MULE: Yeah? Buy the soap so I can shove it up your ASS.......................
...The war of words between the two men end, they stare down each other as Championship FeVER goes to a TV TimeOUT...
...A video Highlight Package of the High Fly Warriors plays showing off their skills and move set, they are AMAZING athletes! ~WOW~...
Johnny Sins: It's time for our World Tag Team Title contest!
EHW World Heavyweight Tag Team Match
The Cladwell Brothers vs The High Fly Warriors
...Medal on Medal by Anvil hits as Lance and Nate Cladwell come down to the ring along side Hardcore Traci, The Cladwells get in the ring, Lance grabs the mic...
Lance Cladwell: Tonight history is going to be made, The Cladwell Brothers will win another set of Tag Team Titles in another Promotion. Tonight will put us at the god damn top of all the Tag Teams, we'll be better then the LOD, The Hart Foundation, The Dudley Boys and many more who have come and gone in Professional Wrestling!!
Johnny Sins: The Cladwell Brothers look focused and why not? they want those Tag Titles... Look at THIS! IT'S THE WARRIORS!!
...From behind the High Fly Warriors get in the ring and sneak attack the Cladwells, The Match begins...
The Kid & Dynamite drop kick Lance and Nate out of the ring, Lance and Nate are upset, they look under the ring and get a table, the Cladwells try to get the table back in the ring, but the High Fly Warriors kick the table back in their faces. Lance and Nate get back up, but get taken out by the diving Pegasus Kid and Asian Dynamite, AMAZING! Kid and Dynamite pose to the crowd, but Hardcore Traci from behind gets their attention and talks trash to them, big mistake by the warriors because from behind Lance and Nate nail them Chairs, OUCH!, thee Cladwell get the table in the ring and set it up, they go back on the outside and through both warriors into the ring posts, the Cladwells through only Kid back into the ring, the Cladwell yell out "time for the Cladwell Collusion!!" The Cladwell Brothers hit their finisher on Kid right through a table, Nate covers him 1, 2... NO! the quick Asian Dynamite gets in the ring goes under the legs of the 7 foot Lance, and breaks up the count! Asain Dynamite is QUICKER THAN A FUCKING BLOT OF LIGHTNING! Kid rolls out of the ring, Lance hits Dynamite from behind and goes to pick him up, but once again he goes through the legs of Lance drop kicks Nate out of the ring and hit Lance with a standing hurricanrana into a pin!! 1, 2... NO...... Lance gets out at 2 and a half... WHAT ACTION HERE! Lance gets up quick through and nails Dynamite with a clothline, Kid and Nate are down outside the ring, Lance and Dynamite and down inside thee ring. Nate gets up and gets another table, he puts it in the ring, Kid is still down because of the Cladwell Collusion through a table, Nate sets up the table but Asain Dynamite hits him back to the outside, Dynamite puts Lance on the table, he goes to the outside, gets a ladder and hits Nate, who keeps trying to get back into the ring but can't with it, WHAT A SHOT! Dynamite also hits the distrating Hardcore Traci with it! she out cold it appears DID YOU SEE THAT! THE CROWD IS CHANTING, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET BITCH, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!! The Asian one sets up the Ladder, hits Lance once more over the head and goes to the top of it, IF DYNAMITE HITS THIS, THE WARRIORS WILL DO IT! THIS PLACE WILL GO FUCKING CRAZY!! Dynamite goes for his suicide drive but Lance gets out of the way! Nate gets in the ring ring quick, Lance gets up and they hit a quick Cladwell Collusion!! HOLE SHIT! Nate pins Dynamite... 1, 2...... 3! It's over...
Your winners at the 18 minute and 55 Second mark and the NEW EHW Tag Team Champions, The Cladwell Brothers!!!!
The Buffalo crowd boos their fucking guts out as Lance and Nate get back up slowly, They pose with their new awarded gold as camera view heads back on commentator Johnny Sins
Johnny Sins: Ok they did it, The Cladwell done it. I might not like it, You at home might not like it, these people here for sure don't like it, but you have to give credit where credit is due, Lance & Nate said they were going to do something, and they did
...The Cladwells leave the ringside area with along with Traci with the GOLD, The crowd shows respect to the High Fly Warriors, They deserve it...
Johnny Sins: Wait, Im getting word that the show isn't quite over yet... lets go to the back
...A promo with Big Mike takes place from a dark, cold area...
Big Mike: I know I wasn't on tonight's card, but Big Mike does what he wants, when he wants. I don't care who is supposed to be here right now, Big Mike is the future of this company and nothing will get in the way of winning HIS TITLE, The EHW World Heavyweight Title...
...EHW Championship FeVER goes off the air...
The HaRdCoRe camera cuts to the arena as EHW play by play (and color) commentator Johnny Sins is in the ring...
Johnny Sins: Welcome to Extreme Hardcore Wrestling! - The Crowd POPS - Tonight we have a EXTREME show instore for all of you blood thursty fans. You'll see promos, Video Packages and a EHW World Tag Team Title Bout between the High Fly Warriors and The Cladwell Brothers, speaking of the Cladwell's, they recorded some pre match words earlier today...
...The promo footage airs...
Lance Cladwell: The time is almost here Nate, THE TIME IS ALMOST FUCKING HERE. Tonight my Brother and I leave our mark on this Extreme company and become the EHW World Tag Team Champions. "Professional" Champions if you will, Right my brother...
Nate Cladwell: Well put, you see, everywhere we have wrestled, we have become the Tag Team Champions and tonight will be no different. Mark my... no, no, no, Mark OUR words, we will ground the High Fly Warriors, and if they don't like it... TOUGH SHIT. I guess there's only one more thing to say... DEFENCE wins Championships!
...EHW Cameras cut back to Johnny Sins in the squared circle...
Johnny Sins: Defence wins Championships huh? we'll find out soon enough now at this time i'd like to invite the person who made all this possible tonight... EHW Owner Lance Jones!
...All of a sudden a unique theme hits, and out comes, not Lance Jones but... "SRK" The Moviestar! he gets in the ring...
SRK: Johnny get out of the ring, go to the announce table and do your job. Lance Jones will not becoming out here tonight because... I Said so... and when the Moviestar says something, people better take notice because it's going to happen. Now alot of people asked me if a star like myself will show up in a dump of a city called Buffalo, New York... I mean look how close it is to Canada, that's got to tell you people something right? Im here for one reason and one reason only I want the EHW World TV Championship. Lets face it, if im the TV Champion, then im a TV star along with being a Moviestar!! and the thing is, nobody will ever get in my way of my goals. So Lance Jones I know your listening, get out here and award me the World Television Championship! BUT...
..."Enter MULE" theme hits, The Mule comes out to the top of the stage getting a massive pop from the crowd...
Johnny Sins: I get thee feeling that the whole city of Buffalo wants The Mule to shut this Guy up... Can't blame them.
The MULE: You no good fucking piece of no good fucking shit!! In life, if you want something, you gotta work for it, you want that TV Title... Well you have to go through me to GET IT. Oh and for the record, I've seen your movies... your dancing sucks, your girls sucks, your editing sucks EVERYTHING JUST FUCKING SUCKS!
Johnny Sins: The Mule telling like it is... I guess......
SRK: That's enough...
The MULE: SHUT UP! Next week, me and you for the TV Tittle... What do ya say? "Star".........
SRK: I accept, and im going to dedicate next weeks match to all the young actors out their. Oh, Im also gonna buy you some soap, so you can wash out that mouth of yours...
The MULE: Yeah? Buy the soap so I can shove it up your ASS.......................
...The war of words between the two men end, they stare down each other as Championship FeVER goes to a TV TimeOUT...
...A video Highlight Package of the High Fly Warriors plays showing off their skills and move set, they are AMAZING athletes! ~WOW~...
Johnny Sins: It's time for our World Tag Team Title contest!
EHW World Heavyweight Tag Team Match
The Cladwell Brothers vs The High Fly Warriors
...Medal on Medal by Anvil hits as Lance and Nate Cladwell come down to the ring along side Hardcore Traci, The Cladwells get in the ring, Lance grabs the mic...
Lance Cladwell: Tonight history is going to be made, The Cladwell Brothers will win another set of Tag Team Titles in another Promotion. Tonight will put us at the god damn top of all the Tag Teams, we'll be better then the LOD, The Hart Foundation, The Dudley Boys and many more who have come and gone in Professional Wrestling!!
Johnny Sins: The Cladwell Brothers look focused and why not? they want those Tag Titles... Look at THIS! IT'S THE WARRIORS!!
...From behind the High Fly Warriors get in the ring and sneak attack the Cladwells, The Match begins...
The Kid & Dynamite drop kick Lance and Nate out of the ring, Lance and Nate are upset, they look under the ring and get a table, the Cladwells try to get the table back in the ring, but the High Fly Warriors kick the table back in their faces. Lance and Nate get back up, but get taken out by the diving Pegasus Kid and Asian Dynamite, AMAZING! Kid and Dynamite pose to the crowd, but Hardcore Traci from behind gets their attention and talks trash to them, big mistake by the warriors because from behind Lance and Nate nail them Chairs, OUCH!, thee Cladwell get the table in the ring and set it up, they go back on the outside and through both warriors into the ring posts, the Cladwells through only Kid back into the ring, the Cladwell yell out "time for the Cladwell Collusion!!" The Cladwell Brothers hit their finisher on Kid right through a table, Nate covers him 1, 2... NO! the quick Asian Dynamite gets in the ring goes under the legs of the 7 foot Lance, and breaks up the count! Asain Dynamite is QUICKER THAN A FUCKING BLOT OF LIGHTNING! Kid rolls out of the ring, Lance hits Dynamite from behind and goes to pick him up, but once again he goes through the legs of Lance drop kicks Nate out of the ring and hit Lance with a standing hurricanrana into a pin!! 1, 2... NO...... Lance gets out at 2 and a half... WHAT ACTION HERE! Lance gets up quick through and nails Dynamite with a clothline, Kid and Nate are down outside the ring, Lance and Dynamite and down inside thee ring. Nate gets up and gets another table, he puts it in the ring, Kid is still down because of the Cladwell Collusion through a table, Nate sets up the table but Asain Dynamite hits him back to the outside, Dynamite puts Lance on the table, he goes to the outside, gets a ladder and hits Nate, who keeps trying to get back into the ring but can't with it, WHAT A SHOT! Dynamite also hits the distrating Hardcore Traci with it! she out cold it appears DID YOU SEE THAT! THE CROWD IS CHANTING, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET BITCH, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!! The Asian one sets up the Ladder, hits Lance once more over the head and goes to the top of it, IF DYNAMITE HITS THIS, THE WARRIORS WILL DO IT! THIS PLACE WILL GO FUCKING CRAZY!! Dynamite goes for his suicide drive but Lance gets out of the way! Nate gets in the ring ring quick, Lance gets up and they hit a quick Cladwell Collusion!! HOLE SHIT! Nate pins Dynamite... 1, 2...... 3! It's over...
Your winners at the 18 minute and 55 Second mark and the NEW EHW Tag Team Champions, The Cladwell Brothers!!!!
The Buffalo crowd boos their fucking guts out as Lance and Nate get back up slowly, They pose with their new awarded gold as camera view heads back on commentator Johnny Sins
Johnny Sins: Ok they did it, The Cladwell done it. I might not like it, You at home might not like it, these people here for sure don't like it, but you have to give credit where credit is due, Lance & Nate said they were going to do something, and they did
...The Cladwells leave the ringside area with along with Traci with the GOLD, The crowd shows respect to the High Fly Warriors, They deserve it...
Johnny Sins: Wait, Im getting word that the show isn't quite over yet... lets go to the back
...A promo with Big Mike takes place from a dark, cold area...
Big Mike: I know I wasn't on tonight's card, but Big Mike does what he wants, when he wants. I don't care who is supposed to be here right now, Big Mike is the future of this company and nothing will get in the way of winning HIS TITLE, The EHW World Heavyweight Title...
...EHW Championship FeVER goes off the air...